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I Don’t Want to Go Outside T-Shirt – Introvert Funny Quote Shirt

$20.00
Clothing sizes: XS
Gildan Colors: Black
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
For the homebody who treats stepping outside like a serious commitment. This black crew-neck T-shirt features bold white lettering: “I DON’T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE. THERE’S PEOPLE OUT THERE.” It captures the quiet humor of introvert life—staying in, avoiding small talk, and enjoying your own space. Lightweight and easy to wear year-round, it slips naturally into lazy weekends, cozy nights, work-from-home days, and low-key gatherings where your social battery needs protecting. Made from soft 100% ring-spun cotton with a clean classic fit, it feels comfortable without looking fussy. The seamless tubular construction keeps the silhouette smooth, while the ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label add everyday comfort. Ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification provide added reassurance. Heather colors contain blended fibers. Designed for adults who prefer their plans canceled and their comfort zone intact.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and tubular construction without side seams
- Ribbed, shape-retaining collar with shoulder tape for added stability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit with seam

Ribbed knit with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

DTF sleeve prints

DTF sleeve prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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